Notebooks cause Global Warming
I’ve heard it all. In fact, there’s a list which you can find HERE that shows all of the things that the news media and scientists have blamed on Global Warming. Now let’s add one more thing: Notebook Computers.
Sadly friends, I have to tell you that you’re killing the earth with your mobile computers. You are responsible for hurricanes, floods, ice caps melting, smog, carbon production, methane gas from cows, the deaths of polar bear cubs, Eskimo girls crying on TV that we’re not doing enough about Global Warming, famine, snow in Baghdad, Malaria, Melenoma and a host of other things including divorce and the breakup of families. Don’t make me list the other 600 reasons!
But there’s good news folks! For only 2 dollars, you can offset the emissions that your notebook will make over its short 3 year life span! If you go to Sam’s Club you can purchase a tree which will take care of those nasty emissions! You could save the world with every notebook you purchase just by adding a measly 2 dollars!
That’s crazy!